terrible decisions. terrible terrible terrible decisions.
who'd you have sex with.
100% of annual heatstroke fatalities are preventable deaths! Don't let it happen to you! Also, you can catch crabs from almost anything! Be safe and have fun.
There is a slip-n-slide in the hallway and a girl just did it topless cuz I told her it was my birthday. Where are you?
I was the king of the handle race. My team finished it in 56 minutes.
you don't get it. Nobody wins a handle race. there just degrees of losing.
Turns out the average person our age has never run from the cops. Life: we're doing it right.
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
dude he's still passed out in my bathtub. and his dick is half way in a 40 bottle... i really hope he was just trying to piss in it
Oh my god he's laying on a longboard singing the song from cool runnings.
I just literally had a dance party in my closet. I've never been this blazed.
I may or may not vaguely recall punching you in the dick but it was a misunderstanding and I forgive you can we have make up sex?
Someone should make a valentines day card that says "I like the way you continuously consume thc with no concept of a limit other than drug supply" Because I'd send that to you.
Elliott peed on my floor and slept in it lol that's a one line description.
We had sex last night...... This "Friends" thing is going well.
Idk what y'all are doing but I just want you to know I'm home and if I hear him say "slap it" one more time I'm moving out
I don’t care that he’s a decade younger. He’s cute and I need a good penising
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