it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
dipping my christmas cookies in kaluha. santa would be proud.
You kept throwing bottles at the dorm across the courtyard and when anyone told you to stop you just said "who are you? Al Gore?"
Please don't tell me I was shouting "I'm bleeding from my vagina" in front of my ex-boyfriend and his new girlfriend.
Aaaaand I just watched him face plant in front of the taxi. This is why we don't invite him to margarita night.
You may see me wearing your shirt to class. It's because I still have the spins and I'm anticipating throwing up on it. Asshole.
Eating a popsicle in the shower was the best idea I've had in ages.
it's my birthday, i should be around people i want to fuck
Just threw up in front of the Boy Scouts on my base. Welcome to the Navy kids.
I had lunch with him today and quietly mourned his wasted good looks on such a disappointing set of genitals.
I tolerate his mediocre drunk sex for the mind blowing morning sex. More than worth it.
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
This morning when you were fucking me you said you'd go to the store and get me tampons and a 30 pack
Why would you keep yourself in a sharting situation
Did you finish that presentation yet?
No but don’t worry about it. I do my best work in the middle of the night. I’m like a hamster.
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