Just got yelled at by a priest...again.
HOW IN THE HELL DID YOU BLOW A .24?????
We were watching I'm a celebrity get me out of here and taking shots every time heidi said HALLELUJAH, and started spraying her hair with that stupid dry shampoo shit....and we only watched the last half hour.
the best things in life are free. have that freshly fucked look and doing the walk of shame by HIS girlfriend.....priceless
He just sent me a dick pic with his iPod held up next to it and the words "in relation to iPod." Geekiest booty call ever.
Is it wierd that you're going to be my best man and you've fucked my wife?
So, Southern Comfort will donate 25 cents for every bottle sold towards Gulf Coast Relief... Can we save the wetlands through my alcoholism?
Someone just told me I have an ass that could kill small children .... Don't know how to take that one
I'm sorry for aggressively singing the Frasier theme song at you so many times last night.
A dick pic is not a proper way to say I'm sorry
Things he's good at: oral sex and geometry. Things he's not good at: actual sex.
The only thing about him that I appreciated was that he destroyed the bathroom at your birthday and missed singing to you. And we all knew.
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
Okay I'm officially a Texan now, I banged a dude with cowboy boots
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
Omg no hes gotta go down on me. Then itll be like my vagina has kissed the stanley cup.
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