It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
Please tell me how I woke up out in the middle of nowhere wearing nothing but a hard hat and a man thong?
It's like having an annoying little brother who wants to have sex with you
She has an incinerator in her basement. Have you ever incinerated used condoms?
Lmao what?
It's a yes or no question.
the toilet has never flushed louder then when you sneak home drunk and try to avoid your parents hearing you puke.
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
Just had to explain to the nurse WHERE I have poison ivy. Great Day
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
You kept making that girl eat peanuts, saying they were good for her baby..... I don't think she pregnant
Just used water from the fish tank for the bong. Thank you fishy.
Just a heads up, i'm sleeping in te back seat of your car so don't be freaked out when you see me in the A.M.
she sent me pictures of 3 different vaginas and if I could pick which one was hers i could sleep with her.
I was always good at matching as a child.
It does not feel like it was just this morning that I had a penis in multiple cavities of my body
It’s a 10 inch dick! Of course I’m getting a Brazilian
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