wrigley field is MILF paradise
Last night while we were having sex, 'God bless the USA' started playing on his itunes. He came almost immediately... so awkward.
That's the last time I fill my pockets with sushi.
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
I apologize for forcing you to look at my boob when we were high. It was uncalled for
something isn't right. i offered to be his sex slave and he declined..
does she really think making her boyfriend delete me on facebook is going to magically stop us from hooking up?
Apologies for hacking your facebook and posting that picture of you passed out hooked up to the IV...but we were sat with you on the ER floor for 3 hours, it got boring
Sexual tension squid is drowning in the sexual tension
Remember the bouncer that knocked out Dave and Sam? Apparently his day job is a florist. Uppercut and fresh cut in one package.
My pants are on and I'm pretty sure I tried to throw them at someone.
He's my favorite late night booty call. He lives next to a Wendy's.
So I think my neighbor's name is Olli if I'm hearing the girl the girl he's fucking clearly
he was just sitting there in his underwear... and his chewbacca mask...
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
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