yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
This is one of those situations that make me think to myself "what life decision did I make to get here"
Tonight just feels like one of those I'm going to lose a shoe nights.
So "Abstinence August" was a bust. Maybe I'll try for "Sex-free September" or "Only if we're facebook official October"
Upon further investigation it turns out it wasn't blood, but chocolate frosting from the cupcake I shoved in my pocket to "save for later"
Chris threw beer can at guy. Guy ended up being a fighter. Chris got his eye socket broke. Fighter got hand re-broke. Chris is passed out. Fighter is in kellys bed. everybody won last night. I think.
Lol, you asked the waitress to box up someone else's discarded food last night
This reminds me of the time I was given a lap dance by a David Bowie drag king...
I gave him a bunch of ideas to use to spice up their sex life. Say what you will, I am the best 'other' woman ever!
Why wake up next to a guy when you can wake up next to a bag of chips and not have to worry about what kind of std you might've caught
After you puked in the bathtub you claimed you were never eating quesadillas again and you never even ate a quesadilla
I just saw the co founder of Waffle House passed away Friday. Are you okay?
That's about the same time my life started falling apart... Coincidence?!?!? I think NOT!!!
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
roommate singing save a horse ride a cowboy wearing a cowboy hat a bikini and jeans while humping the couch.
You don't understand. This boy has the Mona Lisa of cocks.
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