he puts the penis in happiness.
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
I remember spending $50 at Ozzie's on Friday...my Visa remembers $120.
My drunk body wants to fuck you so bad, but my high mind is telling me it's too much work. I think I'm just gonna stay home and eat some Mac and cheese. Sorry.
you started looking at my couch laughing and saying to it "she thinks I'm talking to you" then proceeded to laugh and talk to the couch some more.
if she didnt wantt to be febrezed, she shouldnt have smelled so desperate.
What the fuck could you be doing in that room to make her yell "Beginners Luck!" over and over again?
Well, let's see..I held him while he cried for 30-40 minutes, woke up on his couch AND he gave me a ride home in his underwear. Shit show is not even the half of it.
Teenager with grandparents staying in their room: is to blue balls, as parent waiting for teen to come home safe: is to sleep. You will live- love mom
In two unrelated events today I have had frostbite on my toe and cum up my nose. Who says life stops when you get married?
I can't wash the smell of tacos off my hands. I feel like the Lady Macbeth of Chipotle.
How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
Dude, who WASN'T thinking of motorboating her?
I think next time I give head I'm gonna try making the chewbacca noise.
I look forward to it
New one isn't as good asmy ex. She won't put her tongue up my butt
Peter this is your "ex"
I stand by what i said
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