problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
We decided to cut you off after you insisted on eating peanuts by the dumpster
If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
Well, love is in the air. And by that I mean: it seriously smells like sex in here.
Any residual attraction has just been ruthlessly murdered by that mustache.
You also thought the cure to hiccups was drowning yourself (and you were right)
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
Why are you taking pics in the bathroom with the plunger? I mean you still look hot and I'm totally going to wack off to it.
Please tell me I made it home with both shoes on
Nope
Would it be sad if I made a blanket fort to get drunk in till the power came back?
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
after we got done having sex, you rolled over and ask what your yelp review was. So yea I'm kinda mad.
He sent me a flaccid dick pic from the bathroom at the bar and he said I'm sorry it's not all hard and good looking. Props to him - I did ask for a pic.
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