she looks like stephen colbert with that blond wig he was wearing last night.
You got off, kissed my dick and whispered "stay hard" to it, puked and then got right back on top of me like nothing happened...
he said i ruined lesbian porn for him
i don't think my dad can get all that mad since he got arrested for almost exactly the same thing last weekend
while we were making out your friend starting kissing my toes and all you had to say was "just go with it"
PS- I just stirred my mimosa with a slice of bacon
Well if my looks don't work with her I'll eat the 50 nuggets to impress her fat roommate.
Tell him I thought his Superman stand on your bed and cum all over your back was quite funny
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
In other news I have discovered that grindr is the easiest way to get free meals
Well that's the thing. He does want to take me out... To a strip club. I see this going down a very bad road but you know I'm going to go.
Then, she put flavored warming oil on my dick and was amazed when something she bought FROM SPENCER'S almost burned my dick off.
Now I just sit back and wait to give ass birth to pure evil.
It's almost like sex was the ice breaker and now we're sociable at the gym
Cockblock successful. That's for pouring nacho cheese on my flatscreen, asshole.
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