So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
we got our roommate high for the first time. He went into his room alone and watched Malcolm in the middle for three hours
My dad just knocked on my door and told me that my vibrator was too loud
He plays me like an instrument...he is the Carlos Santana of my vagina.
I don't remember. I think I elluded to the fact that I would buy him a dildo for his birthday.
No. He just yelled "youre having one more orgasm!" So he made that happen and then he rolled over and went to sleep.
It really ruins the moment when you have to ask to resend the nude pics.
He passes out, I smoke his kush. All's fair in love and a disappointing lack of sex.
While I was fucking him, he grabbed a taco off his shelf and started eating it. I had taco dripped on me. I have no idea where the taco came from.
Omg. I have a story to tell you later about that girl that just crawled on stage
I can't answer my phone I'm at work
I slept with a male stripper last night. Priorities
I hooked up with a British man... Wiz Khalifa has your bra... Couldn't have been a more successful night!
But I mean how many guys can say they get blow jobs and grilled cheese with football
I had sex on a seadoo on the middle of the lake lastnight
I think the cop who arrested me yesterday is at my gym rn should I say hi
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