what do you think about when you wanna get rid of a boner?
dying kittens.
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
I don't want to have to wonder if I'm draining my pasta in the same side of the sink you pissed in
By getting ready I mean putting baby powder in my hair and possibly changing my pajamas to another pair of pajamas
You decided to make a porno with gummy bears and things went downhill from there.
Just walked by a group of guys calling out walks of shame with a mega phone from their front porch.
its hard to take this fight seriously when one dude is an oompa loompa, and the other is a "g spot"
Out of all the things I've put my penis in, this seems the most unfortunate.
He wasn't there when I woke up so I left him a heart shaped line before I left.
Oh I love our desires, it's riding my bike at 2 AM with a massive erection that I dislike.
I owe you cheese. The drunk munchies don't acknowledge food ownership.
Why did I wake up with BYOB sharpied on my stomach
Well, at least you look pretty when you're disgusted
What started out as a one night stand ended in him texting me the next day, saying he thought he was gay.
I remember is someone saying "I smell weed" and then having a room full of sober high school kids look at me.
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