I'm so never shaving my vag in a target bathroom for him again.
i threw up on the blunt... he was pissed.
It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
i was picked up off the floor by a stripper, if thats not a new life low then i dont know what is.
Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
I wasn't a groupie because I didn't carry his guitar home
That was a very uncomfortable conversation to have without pants on. But his mom was pretty cool about it.
I can't feel the bottom half of my face but i feel like our sex would be amazing
Is it weird that sometimes I like to have sex for the health benefits and workout more than the pleasure
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
Did you really have to freak out and get up half way through to put the cat in the closet?
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i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
just passed a kid drinking a beer at 2pm. clearly it's the last day of break.
Did u puke in a church parking lot? And go to the wrong funeral yesterday? Lol
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