We fucked twice, I went to the bathroom to freshen up, and came back to him playing "Your Body is A Wonderland" on his guitar naked in my bed.
just threw up into the cup of Gatorade I was hoping would settle my stomach. thanks again, alcohol.
he asked me to eat out his asshole. after five minutes of uncomfortable staring i realized he was serious.
Just saw ur booking photo. Love that u were already wearing orange. Its like u knew
I found a ladder. I don't know where I am. Gonna climb it. I feel like aladin
How drunk are u on a scale of one to couldn't get it up if u had a gun at ur head?
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
drunk grocery shopping was not as bad of an idea as i thought, this salmon cat food tastes a lot like tuna
We were all in the pool and he showed up with a pitcher of margarita. Everyone swam over to him. He poured it directly into our mouths like we were a Sea World act.
I just took the batteries out of the xbox remote so she could replace the dead ones in her vibrator If that's not love I don't know what is
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
You need to finger her with the Spock hand sign since she loves Star Trek.
orgy was averted by karaoke, thank god
I have a hickey in my new work ID photo.....
Fucked him in a graveyard. Need plan b.
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