I cant wait to get the disapproving look from this elderly black lady...
you tried to clear everyones facebook status so that yours would be the only one on everyones home page
Shit sorry. Maybe I wont give you this sweet ass fanny pack I found in my parents attic
he started fingering my stomach rolls instead of my vag... am i really that fat?
Dude, I think someone on your skype account may have seen me beat off. I used your computer and didnt realize you were still signed in. Please tell me no one was on...
no. i discovered the *exact* amount of drugs i need to do to understand calculus.
thank you for extending my knowledge of the effects of vodka. speak of what happened last night and i will kill you and send your fingers to your loved ones.
As I read your response saying I need a tan before I can become a go-go dancer, a girl cane up to work and gave me 10 coupons for 100 days of tanning for a dollar.
This is fate. You were destined to be a stripper.
You very well can't change your mind now. It would upset the natural flow of life.
I told the person I was on the phone with to hold on while I looked for my phone. I think it's time to stop doing dabs.
I mean I just feel if I'm not being fat and lazy then I'm not really being myself
Well, that's not my fault. I make decisions all the time when I'm drunk.
The beauty of getting kicked out of college again is I can fuck my professor's brains out and she can't get fired now
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
I saw that he had a tattoo of a map of New Jersey on his arm, so i slowed down to like 20mph and pushed him out of the car
But what is a man profited, if he should gain Joe Biden and lose Alex Trebek?
Randomize
