Drunken candy land NOW. Dont fight the urge... you want to.
He lasted like 30 seconds. With a condom. I just expected more from the president of a frat.
Karaoke makes my soul die one wretched song at a time
I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her
i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
i thought to myself 'what a productive day'. then i realized all ive done is one load of laundry and shaved my balls.
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
I'm crossing my legs while pooping. Taking a shit has never looked so proper.
It's the only time I've ever felt manly shitting myself
I don't want to tell anyone! People who sleep with senators either end up in porn or guantanamo
I don't feel bad about fucking old guys. That's what I want. It's what I likeeeeee.
Waking up in a NH rest stop and reading through my texts is definitely a familiar low
As long as you keep bringing fries home, i'll keep being naked when you get home
What's an appropriate gift to bring to my boyfriend's wife's baby shower?
Shame?
I had to ask her to let go of my cock this morning so I could go home. She just kept saying "no, please, no..."
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