Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
I'm worried someone is gonna take a black light to my work computer. But the connection is faster here.
I'm so excited for this wedding, I feel like a school girl about to get finger launched on the dance floor at the sadie hawkins dance
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
At the ER. Dropped bottle lead to cut foot which led to me drunk hitting on doctors. Not going well.
Yelling back at the people on Jerry springer through the TV, and eventually punching it. Failure of a night.
he can get married early and ruin his life but he sure as hell isn't ruining mine with a shitty bachelor party
Why put me through the conflicting battle of being happy for your vagina but sad for my vagina for no reason ahole
Basically one minute I'm sucking on her nipples and then 45 mins later we're at work and she's my boss.
I have a bunch of bug bites on my ass... This is why you don't have sex against a tree in the woods
I don't remember what you did, but I DO remember that i'm supposed to hate you for it.
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
i feel like if my pee,blood, or vomit is on it...it should belong to me by default. can we make that a rule?
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