Stuck behind a lady in her 70's purchasing a plastic handle of vodka and nothing else. She is writing a check. Hello future.
i walked into his room and he was eskimo kissing his weed..
Just got roadhead in a driving snowstorm. That shit should be a Winter X games event.
To make up for the snow days we missed he's making us write a paper on alcoholism. It's like he knows.
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
90% sure you snuck in there somewhere, all I really remember is big boobs in my face so I'm assuming it was you.
I just found a wine bottle in my shower. Must have been a good night.
also found a pic of my head in the microwave from the other night.. hmm
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
What's great about college is that i can eat chocolate cereal for every meal and call it a money saving technique.
On our way there. Drinking my beer out of a coffee pot. Cuz it's my bday
my pupils became my eyes and i slept with a cloth in my mouth again
I changed his name in my phone to "Irrelevant" last night. Not changing it back.
That's why god made go-pro's and tequila
Hopefully they won't bring up last year's Christmas party. I kind of predicted my great aunt's death...
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