In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
I just queefed in yoga class and now the old man next to me is smiling at me.
i want you to feel like i'm letting you into my heart, not just my vagina.
a woman just threw her tv out the window while screaming "will you fucking work now?". i'm never moving
my little brother got his license today.. too early to ask him to DD?
My mom seriously just told me my insurance company pays for rehab. In an email. I expect a real, not just us joking, intervention coming on. I'm not accepting a "lunch date" with that bitch.
It'd be like medium rare by now.
I love how we're talking about your vagina like it's a piece of meat.
We carried on a casual conversation about plants while I gave him a hand job.
I called for backup and had two guys carry him to the shower. The bigger guy offered to wash his hair.
YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL.
He's standing in the corner rubbing his nipples and reflecting on poor life choices
Serious question, on a scale of go for it to what the fuck are you thinking, what's me going to a monk or any religious official and saying "baptize me daddy" in a serious voice?
Oh and people at work think i got knocked up so my gay roomie is claiming it as his lol
I peed in front of kids, unfortunately
Mom says you're allowed to come home if you replace the towels. I don't want to know why.
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