chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
i dont know if you remember blowing your vomity nose directly into my hand...yeah thanks for that
Bathrooms are cool, I think Im just gonna hang out here for a bit.
If you ever find a dick that big chop it off and bring it to me.
You asked him for a membership to him and his dick.
When someone comes out of your vagina and stomps on your dreams, you'll understand.
Jus saw ur date getting a bj in the mcdonalds parking lot...u want anything?
Our first crop came in on the day that they added Hercules to Netflix Instant, I think it's the universe telling us that it approves of us growing shrooms in our guest room.
I'll pretend I don't know she's blind, my morals claimed the back seat in this adventure.
I can always pull a half day at work too. My boss makes exceptions for drug use. Lol. I fucking love my job.
Used my brand new sperrys as a trash can to throw up in and woke up with someone's random key in my hair...new year new me:)
If you had a dick, I would hope it falls off and comes back to haunt you while fucking your ears at night. But you don't. But if you did, that's how mad I am at you
I stopped telling people I'm a pansexual unless they ask first, really tired of explaining what that means.
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
Remember the Giant sandworm from the movie Dune? Well that's about how big his dick is. No bulshit.
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