Already got asked if we're dating
Dude if you're in another zip code it doesn't count
You don't understand. I'm not like you.
is this the sara with the beer cane?
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
the only compliment i could think of for this chick was that she looked 'moderately attractive'
This is true. I'm still having Jess write "no drugs" on my left hand and "except weed" on my right hand
Thank you for not boning my boss.
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
Dudes don't just lick butts of chicks they're not into.
You're too drunk for my bullshit, and i'm too sober to put up with yours. I have no idea how you expect to find middle ground here.
If he doesn't fuck you on the 4th of July, he doesn't really love this country.
She's like the sister I never had that I want to bang.
I woke up next to my bosses toilet.i wish you had just left me in the neighbors yard.
what the fuck happened to the tacos
When my card got declined you bought the vibrator without me even asking. This is what friendship is.
Randomize