That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
I dont know why I dont listen to you more often. He wont stop texting me. And his signature is "dancing with no panties on"
I drank so much Goldschläger last night, I could shit a necklace.
I feel like if you stuck me in a room with all my old toys it'd be the best high ever.
SARAH B AND I ARE GOING TO GO HALFSIES AND BUY YOU A CAT. IS THAT OKAY. TO KEEP YOU COMPANY DURING THUNDERSTORMS SUCH AS THIS ONE. ITS BECAUSE WE LOVE YOU.
Were you paying girls to come up and grab my cock and tell me I look like bradley Cooper?
Well it involved jumping two nine foot fences. But when you mix alcohol and persistence you can't lose.
8:30 every morning in the third floor bathroom we fuck in the handicap stall. You have your morning workout and I have mine.
Dude, we apparently put a washing machine drum in that back of your truck with the full intention of making a bonfire in it.
Yesterday you said I was the best.
No. I said you DID your best. There's a huge difference.
I think I'm gonna cut my hair just so I stop waking up with semen in it
He just felt my tits to find out which piercing I lost.
Laziness has hit a new level. I'm out of clean sexy underwear and meeting a boy tonight so I'm having a thong delivered via post mates.
We watched ESPN, hooked up, got waffles. You know, a typical weekend.
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