i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
Please don't use social media to get back at me.
Coffee is gods way of saying go ahead, get absolutly trashed on weeknights, I got your back
My dad just walked in on me screwing the chick from the bar...the look of relief on his face was sort of hurtful.
Bruises. Everywhere. Table sex is dangerous
I can't wait til I'm a real grown up and am no longer expected to take 7 shots of raspberry ruby as a pregame to a night of drinking natty lite
I literally paid cover, got kicked out. Tried to explain that I was just clumsy, but mispronounced it. Then I got pissed off, stormed out..and clotheslined myself on a velvet rope. How was your night?
I found a video on my phone from last night... You got up on the table at McDonald's and screamed BURRITOOO!
I decided taking Molly and seeing Birdman seemed like a wise life choice.
He couldn't give me an orgasm, but he did give me a UTI.
Don't Richard Nixon her vagina
Hey.. Lock your door. There's a drunk girl walking around in here. She just came in my room and peed on my chair.
I was just seen throwin up on the bookstore building near a trashcan by parents. Naturally I throw a thumbs up and say go college
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