So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
Is showing up wearing the condom a bit presumptus
so they made cookies with their faces printed on them...I ate jaime...she tasted like poop
and when i screamed you came in my eye, i found out that everyone else in the room had only pretneded to be sleeping
last time I sleep in the lobby. woke up to some girl asking me what floor I lived on. somebody put me, couch included, on the elevator.
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
I guess I'll put a green shirt on. Also, I just snorted some protein shake power. That doesn't have anything to do with St. Patrick's Day. I just wanted you to know in case i die.
I'm lying topless with an eye infection at the foot of my bed with a dog between my legs. With disney in the background. Its one of those 3 am moments
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
Is she still in your room?
Not for long. My plan is to smoke her out like a small woodland creature.
Just described you as looking like "a very cute escapee from an Egyptian insane asylum"
No I kepy moaning and just called out a name to make them believe I was actually having sex instead of masturbating.
I woke up naked and surrounded by M&Ms
I swear to god if you settle for a trump supporting packers fan, I will not acknowledge your children. You're better than that.
He nicknamed his dick "the fountain of youth" I think it's time to move on...
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