I think I'm going to go home and read The Bible.
overheard a conversation between 2 lesbians: 'back when I used to have dick sex...' oh, vegas, I so heart you
we got blazed and looked up peoples criminal records
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
Had the longest conversation today with a potentially homeless cuban woman about mind control.
captain cockblock got me again last night so i put a squirrel in his room and jamed the door shut
Here's the level of my committment: I'm not participating in the Olympic opening ceremonies drinking game. THIS IS SERIOUS.
He has a lot of emotional energy invested in your vagina.
Ummm, my mojito just spilled on 2 essays as I'm grading. Who says high schoolers have all the fun?
I'll have you know my trust issues and my daddy issues are two COMPLETELY different topics of conversation.
He wants to tie me naked and spread out on his table, press a vibrator to my clit and feed me ice cream.
That is my stoner wet dream!
He said he's in to distance fucking. I thought he just mean long durations. We fucked on a towel all the way down his tile hallway accross his kitchen and into the living room
She had a baby Jesus butt plug
don't let your emotions get tangled in that sexy beard of his.
I’m glad they have a happy marriage but why do they have to inflict it on the rest of us?
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