Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.
So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
Walk of shame... his parents made me go to church with them first. in my club top sweat pants and slippers. i just slapped god in the face
Apparently 'she used to sleep with my brother' is not an acceptable answer to how do you know each other.
When you wake up in your dorm right outside your room with the key in the door, then you will understand my pain.
there is beer in every square inch of this apartment and he hasn't even lived in it for 24 hours. we're playing some game that involves slamming beer, beer pong and smacking people's cups out of their hands.
i probably shouldve stopped when i uncurled the curly straw in my cocktail because it was slowing me down
Got laid last night using the intro line of "rate your hurricane evacuation plan on a scale of 1-10"
I love you, but it's "shark week" I'll make it up to you with naked breakfast.
I'm just going to have crazy good sex with him until one of us developed feelings that works in the movies right?
She ordered an O'douls. That was the end of that date
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
They should make eskimo sister bracelets. OMG WE NEED BRACELETS WITH IGLOOS ON THEM.
walked into my room this morning clutching two empty bottles of sminoff to find my roommate's ultra conservative parents staring at my posters of naked men. fuck parents weekend.
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