first i yelled "you cant get it up?" and then in the middle of it i opened a Corona
I feel like I just won at life, no connection sex and free 12 pack of beer after. Does life give out trophies, if so I want a big one.
names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
Just looked at my outgoing calls. Seems I had a 7 minute convo with my 10th grade english teacher at 2:56 am Saturday...
You missed out on a serious adventure. Cops were called. We put a chicken in someones house.
Just to save you guys the surprise, somebody shit outside of our door.
Have to get circumcised. Doctor goes, "On the bright side, you can tell people your dick is too wide."
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
Easy. Go to walmart, buy a bag of charcoal. everyone gets a present and it's cheap.
When Ben was deep throating pickles last night I actually reconsidered our relationship
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
My life is pants optional.
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
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