Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
morning outfit: hottub soaked skirt. no underwear. someone's bandanna worn as a shirt. took me an hour to walk home. this isn't fun anymore.
Nobody needs to come anywhere. Except on your face.
I learned his name tonight. This now makes him a real person. Obviously, I no longer want to sleep with him.
jungle juice + heels + stairs = broken arm
Word to the wise: learn how to ask "What is my bail posted as" in French before traveling abroad.
I don't think he understands what an important role his penis plays in my level of self esteem
You mean the girl who was passed out face down on the bathroom floor until 10 AM? You're right, she was cute.
Today was my cousin's Kindergarten graduation. I happen to also think of it as a MILF convention.
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
what better way to celebrate the birth of jesus christ than to get embarrassingly intoxicated and make poor decisions!?
all I remember is screming at her "I want you and your tortillas... DEAD"
I finally selected an outfit that says "I'm not easy" but still shows off the tittays.
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