omg so im topless lying on my bed and i forgot my nail clippers are on my bed and i just leaned forward and the nail clipper closed. on my nipple. ouch
i barfeds in our rink
But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
One night stand. Woke up at her dad's house. She already left for work. Shit's about to go down.
My mouth holds just enough water for my bong
she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
I was woken up at 4am by a stranger shaking my foot who said I looked like I needed a cigarette.
Last time he went to Europe, every time he started drinking he would wake up in a different country with no memory. There is no way he can be tour leader.
After she asked if she could try to fit her toe ring around it, i decided to leave. Thats the life i live
I have walked into stripper central, but I'm on the street at 1:00 in the afternoon
Dear God, please let me get my period. And if this one is fiercer than usual I completely understand.
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
We banged in my car doggy style with my head out the window. The sky was marvelous and I saw a shooting star. Its destiny; we're meant to fuck forever.
His mom knocked on the door during morning sex because we were being too loud...now i have to meet her for the first time
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