what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
He ate me out. It was like watching him trying to win a pie eating contest
He shouted my World of Warcraft name while we were having sex, and he was sober.
Haha so I huess that means he's a little over 7. I can use my throat as a ruler!!
One less school supply you need to buy!!
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
So I saw the nuva ring just lying on the counter at Planned Parenthood...did u know it's just a ring? I could go to the Dollar tree buy a plastic bracelet and shove it up there instead.
You do that. Then go have lots of unprotected with your harem of booty calls and see how that works out for you.
If you wondered to yourself today, "did Sarah break her bathing suit strap and flash a pool full of children," the answer is yes.
her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
What can i say, i'm an artist. I think deep thoughts. In between the homoerotica and pterodactyl noises
mhmm. we know where to go, which places have free bathrooms, how long you can be in one until its sketchy, we have this down to a science. we're like the college sophomore pregaming dream team
it was like teleporting. everytime i opened my eyes, i was somewhere different... usually the floor.
I am in an eBay bidding war over a build a bear one direction tshirt, this is who you choose to bone
How do you get kicked out of 3 different Subways in one night..
Not very gracefully, that's how.
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
His 89 y/o father walked in on us. Judging by the gasp/moan, I don't think the 1920s prepared him to see another dude inside his son.
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