i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
Im starting to realize why people dont masturbate while driving
does dane cook know its not 2004 and that hes no longer relevant?
You can't have your penis and eat it, too.
This dude is being a total douche
Just because it's Christmas Eve does not mean the liquor store has to give you a free bottle of peppermint schnapps
i convinced her i need a blow job every morning to wake up because i have a medical condition.
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
Seriously this night has "go home now before you cry, puke or scream on someone" written all over it.
Yeah I remember I tried to close her head in the freezer last night
So what exactly does one do when my driver gets a DUI and is now arrested and I'm still hiding in the trunk?
I'm in the smoking section between a transvestite molly dealer and a group of juggalos. I shouldn't be that hard to find.
I don't think I used nearly enough fucks in my reply to convey the level of fuck him.
Why is there a waffle in the knife drawer?
The real question is why are there knives in the waffle drawer.
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
the woman that waxes my lady parts just hugged me...
were you wearing pants?
no.
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