? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
the night i cant remember will be the night i always remember thanks to my "i
Three words: puerto rican gang bang
Do you think my bosses would frown upon Jameson with breakfast on this holiest of days?
you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
You know, I had the money for a pregnancy test, but at the time, tacos were more important.
Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
Well the police had to intervene and I couldn't exactly feel my legs by the end of the night, but I'd say it was a successful Friday night.
My goal is to upperdeck the house I'm at, because it's some girl I don't know's birthday. Welcome to adulthood, bitch.
I'm promoting my liver to CEO of my body cause it clearly works harder than anything else.
I just hate that one day I'll have to tell our children how we met, makes me look like a gold digging whore
i'm pretty sure i can feel a baby kicking just looking at him. if he didnt impregnate you, you officially have an iron-clad uterus.
I puked up my nose. THAT kind of night
I just got back like 5 minutes ago, I have two champagne bottles that I carried with me on the train home and a Dunkin donuts coffee cup full of stolen butter, I've been in a windowless room for the last 6 hours, time does not exist
what is your life
Free champagne that's what
I think I met my butt stuff soulmate
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