i had a dream the other night i was titty fucking you while you were asleep, then you woke up and didn't care.
nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
I miss seeing your mom and dad at church, well mostly just your mom... She used to hug my face into her boobs.
She bit a glass in half.
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
Yeah. I stopped her before she flashed the guy for a free slice of pizza. She called me a gentleman and then before I knew it she was in my bed.
We both got free alcohol and got laid by foreign men last night.
I'm not going out again for the rest of my life. I can't top this.
Oh my god. We just got locked out of our cabin and went to the neighbor's to see if they had a key and caught the neighbor jerking it. My night > your night
My makeup bag looks like it has lips and wants to sing to me... Too high?
I feel like I should send her I'm sorry I've been fucking your boyfriend flowers.
He told me that he had never gotten a blow job. I sat there for a second, then thought "I MUST FIX THIS!" It was fucking fantastic.
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
This woman at the blackjack table is sitting on a pile of newspaper so she can pee at her seat and never miss a hand.
Dude no i feel my liver disintegrating
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