hot girl, 5 o clock
do you know how to read a clock?
ive never been actively dumping during the pledge of allegiance before today...
do you think my med school application would be worse off if "I like helping others and shit" slipped into an essay I emailed last night?
...she's taking her top off and singing songs from Anastasia. I swear to God were solumates.
Judging by the fact that my hair was glued to my head with vomit, yeah I think I couldve used a friend last night
i was trying to find the best way to say come over and have sex, without saying it.
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
No, this is a senior booty call. It cannot be ignored.
my mom just left...time to break out that water bottle of wine that I sewed into my teddy bear
I wish I could have seen the drive thru woman's face after " May I please have 20 Mcflurrys.....and a large diet coke, I'm trying to watch my weight for bikini season."
went out last night. woke up with a lisp.
Dude, he wouldn't have sex with me during halftime cause we were rooting for different teams and that would be "bad juju", I had to settle for 69.
I mean, don't most people have like a two week grace period where it's okay to ditch new friends?
Its like Gods punishment for wanting to party
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