so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
Our professor just said "No class today, go get stoned." A guy seriously walked over and hugged him.
Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
Vodka shot parachutes
Fucking utilizing a thrid story dorm room
You need a Jiminy Cricket, but for sexual decisions.
He took the bartender's challenge and took a Jello shot with a tarantula frozen inside.
I just hate that one day I'll have to tell our children how we met, makes me look like a gold digging whore
You threw my heel at her from across the street... And hit her in the back of the head so hard she face planted into the street. I need more friends like you.
This is the first time I'm hearing this information.
Sweet tea and masterbation. It's how I manage.
I can never have sex in Utah again. The altitude had me breathing like a fat kid going up stairs.
His dick isn't even good enough to be this much of an asshole
Is it bad if I look at someone i dont know and just want to punch them in the face?
He's got that kind of dick that just MAKES me cheat on my boyfriend. It deserves a trophy. Really you should give it ride sometime.
Drunk me is having trouble keeping up with sober me's standards
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