I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
I woke up to 'call me' written in red lipstick on my chest. Thats the hottest/sluttiest thing ever. I win at LIFE!
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
when I woke up she was standing in the living room with a bottle of scotch because she is "allergic to hangovers"
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
Reggie can tackle my bush.
Then she yelled something like "YOU HAVE SO MANY FORKS!" before collapsing on the floor
She's either too fat to type, hammered or has terrible spelling.
I'm trying to convey to the smoking hot Spanish cleaning lady at work that I want to bone her but I think it's getting lost in translation. How do you say "blowjob" in Spanish?
Bring enough bail money and little extra for tacos after
Dude. Some drunk chick just put an Aussie hat on me and was screaming at me in German. Her friends had to drag her away. Point being, I now have a cool hat.
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
He also has scotch. LOTS AND LOTS of scotch. I think you'd like him!
That is always a wonderful personality trait!
WHY IS SHE PANDERING YOU, A SIMPLE GOBLIN, TINY WEENER PICTURES OVER STATE LINES
Mom says you're allowed to come home if you replace the towels. I don't want to know why.
Randomize
