My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do.
i guess its not very common for a paramedic to have to revive someone who was struck by a falling shampoo bottle while getting off from the bathtub faucet.
I know i'm drunk when the "men" sign on the bathroom sounds chinese
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
i will see naked twins by the end of the night. that's all i know
Heard in class today that they replaced our carpet in last years apartment because they couldn't get the smell out, dude we smoked way to much pot last year.
Everyone looked at me like I just fucked a gopher and was wearing it like a hat
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
we went from five shot glasses to three in one night. we lost 'badass' and gumbi, but the ninja turtle survived. courtney says to avoid any more casualties we're not allowed to use shot glasses past 1am. and we're not allowed to throw them
There is a positive side to a sinus infection. Exclusively cowgirl sex. I've convinced her I'd pass out if I had to do the work.
It's a drunk scavenger hunt.
Everything on the list counts for double points if done naked.
He sent me a text from across the party that said "your sexy." I just couldn't.
Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
Going back to the ever classy sneak out to the fridge and swig liquor from the bottle method. That it is legal for me to drink here makes the fact that I have to do this all the more depressing.
We have ur drink. Mom passed out in the bathroom. I'm goin to the other bathroom. Bs at the top of the stairs on way outside.
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