Her boobs were tiny. I could have used her bra as a blind fold. Which in hindsight would have made things a lot better.
she danced around my room naked waving around the gold trojan magnum condoms singing "i have the golden ticket."
little did she know i was taping her the whole time.
i keep seeing random pieces of my outfit all around town.
either i blacked out mid-sex but remember the beginning and end, or he really only lasted a couple of minutes
Just lifeguarded a kid's party hungover so I could afford to go out drinking tonight. Circle of life shit goin on here.
I think my whole family judged my ability to change under a blanket.
In a moving vehicle and other people in the car
Just please try not to piss Danny off, I really can't afford to find a new drug dealer again
I am the fucking FIFTH wheel. How do you think it's going?
I can't believe you won 5 grand from the casio last night and spent more than 80% on tacobell and strippers already
I can't tell if this is a hangover or just a perfect combination of shame and regret
I didn't even get crazy off of the coke so everything's fine. Also, I think I might have killed my aunt's dog..
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
Hey know anyone who wants 58 lbs of whole frozen chickens for a couple bowls?
Don't do it. It's 9 am on a Monday morning and I'm hungover. I can't deal with tears right now.
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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