i just rode the bull and i see vomit in my future.
i soberly give you permission to do that to me when im drunk
Discovered the coffee filter hasn't been changed in a while. I believe the mold has hypnotic properties. Would try it again, but coffee vomit is not pleasant.
so my mom told me to suck on something if I have to cough. so I guess blow jobs are ok
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
Apparently he took me home and I pulled up my senior pictures on fbook and made him guess what I was thinking during each different pose.
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
My night started to turn around the time I started calling her a "raggedy cunt".
Somehow she got that I meant it as a term of endearment.
I'm just opting for alcohol abuse, ramen and cuddling with my dog for now.
I just peed on a rich man's lawn fuck yeah America
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
I cant go through life without knowing what ginger pubes actually look like
I tried to find an emoji but none convey my excitement for receiving good sex soon
Sorry I yelled at you and called you Amish and puked on your eggs
I just ordered a five person drink for myself.... Right about now you should start saving me from myself....
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