if i were to get pulled over right now, the only thing i would be guilty of is listening to 90's Mariah Carey
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
It's sad how good I am at giving people diseases
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
If you don't come out tonight, who's going to wake us up in the morning because they're fucking in the middle of the room where everyones sleeping?
You're doing that 'overestimating how much I care' thing again.
I woke up in my living room, on the floor, wearing nothing but a fur coat?
My Instagram consists mostly of drag queens and people who dress up as power rangers... I'm pretty sure I'm an unclassified category of gay
I'm so lazy and tired i just want to cry and fall asleep in a bed of egg mcmuffins.
I figured working in my office on the 34th floor I'd be safe railing xanax off my desk. Of course, I snort it just in time for the window washer guy to give me a thumbs up.
literally 50% of my time being 20 has involved my genitals thus far
I came on her face and asked if she wanted fries with that. Currently driving to McDonald's.
We broke the bed while I was handcuffed to the headboard and let's just say that was a hard one to explain to the RA
I dunno what to tell you sport. Short of having a shock collar on, you're gonna wanna hook up with people.
my night went from a boring school play to hotboxing a car with 3 criminals
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