is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
Dude. Muppets take manhattan on netflix instant. Pass my midterm or relive my childhood? Tough decision.
The mystery has been solved. Seagulls have sex doggy-style.
if he only knew that in between each sext i was puking.
I'm going on a nature/throwup walk. Don't lock me out of the apartment.
Ok...drunk girls at the bar are charging $1 for motorboating. It's fucking WEDNESDAY. I never want to leave.
His penis was definitely too big to be the type that wants commitment. Shit.
Okay, just a casual question: how did i manage to get grass stains on the inside of my bra?
All I remember is running out of the bathroom with one shoe on and the other in my hand. Pretty sure I was yelling as well.
I just feel like you're using me for sex.
I'm glad you finally understand the context of our relationship
Also one of my neighbors is blasting "pumped up kicks" and possibly butchering some chickens
You also hate cartoons and musicals, so I will take that to mean the movie was as awesome as I thought it was..smoke weed
Ask him to get me chedder bratwurst instead of the molly
Unless if you guys already left. Then I want the molly
You were so stoked after landing that flip that you dropped acid with three random guys without hesitation
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