Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
jacking off on stolen wireless... gotta enjoy the small things in life
Just took a final in the room where I lost my virginity. I think it was god luck.
I swear if his heart was half the size of the cum stains he's left on my sheets we would have the perfect relationship
You went from loaded cattleman, to football player, to better football player, to art major from Missouri. Your future was looking so good for a while.
Last time I stayed at my moms my fucking car got set on fire sooo maybe I should think this through.
Dude I reek of $2.50 pitchers, $1 off/pack marlboro cigs, and fear.
Fear?
FEAR.
She danced with a broom while telling me I was "cool as shit" and she "wishes she could take a portion of my big ass and attach it to hers" then she passed out
His fucking was so lame I considered painting my nails during...
I just realized the only way to play Edward forty-hands is commando in a skirt. This intelligence kick is really doing me justice.
Of course I will... FYI I just gave my balls a crew cut.
If its possible to have a hickey on your nipple, I have one. Thank you.
Totally on the hot mess express last night. Mom said I was passed out on her kitchen floor. Told her I was drinking genuine tea.
So... How much of our rent is drug money?
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