I don't care what you say, cheap wine does NOT taste better in expensive crystal...
I just got kidnapped by the rugby team for a scavenger hunt. I'm "the girl you had sex with last night"
This is the 4th time we've hooked up, and this morning we woke up, he got out of bed and left. Left me alone in his apartment with 3 of his friends. Without even a word. Why do i like this guy?
is it possible i asked you to give me a preliminary pap smear?
My number one goal in life is to find out who can fill a keg with Popov
I woke up naked, with the lights on, using my backpack as a pillow and a pillow as a blanket.
It's official, there's a sex tape of me floating around some high school
tonight were gonna drink champagne and watch girls put themselves in awkward position
I vaguely recall putting a toaster in the freezer.
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
Ohh man. That was a snatch-waxer with a score to settle.
I will never look at a penis the same again. After that I will appreciate them so much more than I do. Makes me wanna kiss yours just for being pretty
I'll be honest, I too would punch the 21 year old version of myself in the face, and then have rough sex with him.
Who the fuck is "nick from the beach last year"
No idea hahaha...why?
He just texted me.. Should I ask where I met him?
the people in front of me have a grocery cart in their car... i missed college...
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