Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
I woke up to find her cooking breakfast wearing nothing but my Nuggets jersey. I don't think this could end better.
Just had a flashback of you announcing "your nipples aren't that big for the size of your boobs, I've seen them"
Yo I tried to get u stoned for ur dreams by blowing weed smoke in ur face while u slept. Ur welcome.
Should we pre-order food to the ER for cinco de mayo?
I don't care what we do tonight, as long as it makes me forget that my boyfriend just told me he likes taking it up the ass from big guys dressed as construction workers
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
I'm not pregnant. Security came before he could.
I tore the muscle in my left calf at the gym and still spent all evening in heels. UNSTOPPABLE!
Now that makes it sound like you had sex with a guy in batman costume and you never took the mask off so you can't 100 percent be sure.
Did you send me a snapchat of your sister triple kissing two other girls?!!! You might be the greatest friend the world ever made
I woke up and there was pizza slices on the fucking walls of my room
someone snapchatted me a porn of two guys dressed up as pterodactyls double teaming a girl
I missed you last night. I'm sure he will never forget the night i sang my heart will go on into his penis like a microphone
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