Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
My Blind Date Arrived. She looks like something I'd draw with my left hand.
i swear to god her finding her clit was like looking for a sock in a dryer full of beach towels
Please check on her. She announced that Thursday she'd open herself to any veteran so as to thank them for their service. "my services for your service" and left the bar with three numbers.
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
Drunkasaurus has found a new cave to eat all the children she captured
I need to get you away from Bacardi 151 and out from under the bed
I'm basically a mama hen. I keep them warm and let them wonder around the house. not to mention, I keep eye on them just in case the falcons around the house try to snatch them away.
I don't even know what to say right now
I confess. I just downed the bottle of saki. And I'm singing phantom of the opera to the dogs. Be glad you're not here for the high notes.
I'm not gay but if a lesbian wants to eat my box out I'm not gonna say no to someone who knows what they're doing.
You blacked out at 9:30 and insisted on sleeping in the hallway after you chugged an entire pitcher of beer. I guess the Jell-O shots were stronger than we thought...
My body hates me. Pretty sure I drank 3 pitches full of coffee last night and took two adderal. I slept and ran a marathon at the same time. You should see my bed.
Do exhausted, barely concealed hand jobs count as joining the mile high club?
Of all of my friend's husbands, I like when yours hits on me best
Awe that means so much to us
i just got carded for condoms. wtf.....this is new. isnt safe sex a good thing?
His sisters are going to have a heyday finding all those condoms in their bunk beds.
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