i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
when i came out to my mom, it was over brunch. i was eating a banana. not exactly my smartest breakfast choice.
it's like a replay of two fridays ago...except not in a motel and i'm not having sex in the shower.
Finally considering to keep my landing strip before I have sex.. I feel like It makes me look mature.
Ill trade u your bra for a run to the liquor store...
If it's not soft enough to fuck on, then we're not getting the new rug.
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
Listen, don't freak out when you walk out on me masturbating in front of my roommate. No homo. He just needs to be put to his place.
They just showed up to the party with a shopping cart full stolen of naty ice cans, no boxes, just cans. Shit just got real !
How do I know if porn I have watched is haunted?
I'm on A4A looking at dick pics while the CEO is on the phone trying to convince me not to leave the company
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
The text I got from my boyfriend this morning: "babe, I'm not mad because I know you were drunk, but you kissed 3 guys last night and I wasn't one of them".
Just saw a car towing a guy on skis drive by so that’s how Syracuse is doing today.
I want to get drunk and watch somebody else's tragedy.
Randomize
