i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
as nice as a boyfriend sounds, a relationship would require morals and self-restraint - both fields in which i lack.
momma always taught us never to change for a boy..
yeah, its right past the deli mart where i showed my right tit for mozzarella sticks.
Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
Got high and weighed everything in the house. My head is 16.2 pounds. Is that ok?
I cleaned out the fridge, had to pound the brews. I am going to be wrecked for my final at 1
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
I think I just danced on the bar. With a man named Alabama.
Thank you for turning 21. I'm going to love reading your texts.
I wish I could be at this cabin banging all these old dads
I'm 99% sure I just flashed my dad with my vagina. So that's the new low now.
He took me out, we slept together, and he sent me home this morning with fresh cantaloupe. #husbandstatus
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
just had an acid flashback in my therapist's office. i am a walking stereotype
I just saw a guy in a zippo shirt buy 2 gallons of fire starter fluid and then proceed to smoke a cigarette. I feel like hes got some big plans for his tuesday.
Just stalked the girl I hooked up with last night's boyfriend. He seems nice, I approve.
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