Also my back is semi rug burned and I'm holding you fully responsible.
I would love to give you more rug burn
I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
Just found out my brother beats off to Lauren Conrad. the Hills will never be the same.
Ssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhiiiiiiii!iiiiiiiiiitttttttttttttttssssssssssssshhhhhhhhooooooooowwwwwww. Letters for emphaSSIIISISEEEE!
Uuh, dude you came running out of the bar screaming you didn't want to hear that song, ran face first into a truck, spun around 3 times and hit the sidewalk. I tried to catch you.
K, so let's go ahead and say that mcnugget and margarita Tuesday was a bad idea
Come out Saturday. It's for my lesbian daughter from the future birthday.
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
I'm not sure why he thinks weird that I masturbate AND look at pinterest at the same time.
Need advice bro. Which one should I take: the blonde devil crying in the corner or the brunette crawling on the floor acting like a dinosaur??
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
Okay I’ll say it... THIS MOVIE FUCKS
That’s probably the first time I've heard Little Women described that way and I love it
Walked off the dance floor to find Gabe hitting on a dad bod at the bar. It was my Dad. Awkward is an understatement.
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