I only kidnapped one of them. chill
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
Im making the walk of shame with half a box of pizza, its like when youre little and you get a goodie bag leaving the party
Also pencil in smooth jazz and illegal activities. The usual.
Package from mother. Contents: Cookies, my old pokemon cards, and condoms. Note: "These have a July 2010 expiration date so give them away or use them with a gal that would be a great daughter in law. Love Mom" Love you too momma
The good news is the bleeding stopped. I think I'm going to sober up before I tell you the bad news though.
He tried to cuddle with me after we hooked up and i just looked at him and said why are you still here?
One minute we were getting noise complainted by the security guards the next I was shotgunning a beer with them
Don't blame me for eating all the ham.. I gave it out to people, so at most I'm guilty of ham distribution
The nurse who handed me my discharge papers underlined and highlighted do not consume alcohol while on my painkiller its like she knows me.
I woke up half naked on the floor next to his bed, and his cat was staring at me like it had seen everything that i myself don't remember..
Iron Man just asked me back to his place... Not sure I can handle this. Wish me luck.
6 more days and it'll be a year since i slept with him and never went home
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
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