just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
This is how scared I get when I ride roller coasters. And how scared I was when I had to poop when I had herpes.
I walked into my house this morning to find an 18 pack on the counter. I think that's gods way of ringing the bell for round two.
i rewarded my self with tacobell for not throwing up on any one. MISTAKE
I'm drinking margaritas out of a soup mug, of course I'm going to get wasted
It's one thing to send dick shots. It's a whole other thing to send unimpressive dick shots while wearing crocs.
I'm at your house, laying with your dog, eating taco meat, take your time.
also please imagine me hopping a fence at 3am using two chairs. It was a shit show. K's guy practically ripped her off the top of the fence bc she got semi stuck. It was like watching Disney on Bud Ice.
So we became Pizza Strippers- we stripped and asked for slices of pizza in return.
Lets just say...I plan on being a bigger shitshow than Miley Cyrus at the VMA'S
I think I'm just going to go like every guy on tinder who has a jetski. I'm doing this for us, Summer is coming.
I hope dressing like a sexy, but very grown up and intelligent, secretary while out shopping helps disguise how high I am right now.
You're breaking my sexual little heart
Every time I see this chick she's swimming naked at a pool party. That's gotta mean something right?
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