I hate when my naked walk-arounds are interrupted by someone knocking on the door
so i saw this homeless guy this morning yelling at a pay phone like chewbacca.
That's what you get for being in filth-adelphia.
I mean, I know going to rehab probably didn't make her a lesbian, but I can always hope
I want to play lord of the rings tonight. And by that I mean get really drunk, potentially lost, and go trekking through the woods or climbing shit. I want all of you there. You are the fellowship. This is a mass text. I am insanely high.
I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
This is that think about life weed. Thank god I'm in American lit this semester. I can actually write papers in this vat of introspective stoned.
So our annual Dick Trip has been tentatively scheduled for the week of July 1 - 5. This years theme is "Fucking for Freedom".
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
if youre gonna throw up it might as well taste like christmas :S
Give me an out of order sign and caution tape and we can have sex practically anywhere.
is buying liquor on my lunch break too aggressive?
You full on peed your pants then resurrected yourself like Jesus Christ...
I told him I was studying his body for art, so now I have to actually do a drawing of him to not look like a creep and so we can hook up again.
Two grav bong hits and a shower later and I'm ready for company
It's like you say things that speak to my soul on a deep personal level
My boyfriend's mom is the manager of Wendy's. The same one I took a pregnancy test in.
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