I hate bills.
Like ones you have to pay or people named William?
I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
Yeah. she rolled up to the party on a unicycle then peed in the bushes. TA of the year.
It's one of those things you just need to see in person at least once in your life. Like Niagara falls or some shit. His ass is the Niagara falls of asses
FYI, grandma is already drunk and using a bed sheet as a table cloth.
Embrace your curves. Cuz we're too poor for a coke habit.
Agreed then we'll really be on our A game tomorrow. And by A I mean alcohol.
This means I've slept with 2 ppl that live in vans...my life is complete
You tried crawling through the apartment window instead of going through the wide open door next to it
I never realized how you can accidentally go home with someone until tequila got involved.
I'm just impressed that you can puke without losing your gum
Maybe if I ever do become a counselor, I would just implement a kind of intensive meme therapy.
I just heard a crying baby from out my apartment window and yelled SAME
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