i just walked into a room at this party and someone yelled "dibs!"...
if i were to get pulled over right now, the only thing i would be guilty of is listening to 90's Mariah Carey
I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
Also, I had a dream I had a ray gun and woke up holding my dick.
I realized after pounding back 151 and head banging into each other to "the drop" of that dub step song, that we weren't meant to have boyfriends at this point in time.
I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
How drunk is she?
She's trying to French braid the dogs hair, there's no stopping her
I got your flops too. But yeah you rolled off your raft a bunch of times so we had to ask the white trash squad to help you back on. You bit one of them
BRING THE BAGELS
No, I'm not a weirdo, I keep bondage straps under my matress like a normal person, not a diary.
A+ Viking dick
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
Texting people and counting condoms..we have like fourteen. Goal for this week: use all of them
If you have been drunk at one point during the day and are going to bed sober that same day, something is very wrong.
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