I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
Moan for me like Helen Keller
does it bother you that i swallowed like millions of your unborn children
actually, i try not to think about it
and i pooped them out
you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
yeah but it's new years. they should arrest people for being sober that day.
I have been drinking at the bar so long today that I literally just found a spiderweb from my leg to the bar.
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
i think i had to give the cab driver my id to get home last night because i couldnt talk.
Think of it this way, instead of a puppy, we're getting a baby.
No cash. I had to buy four bowls of soup to meet the credit card limit. I'm not even upset. SO MUCH SOUP.
I did the walk of shame in nothing but a sleeping bag and now I'm on my way to pick up plan B. Let's not make a habit of this.
Sounds like a good New Years
There is naked swordfighting and something green and alcoholic going on in the basement. COME. OVER. NOW.
I told people at my moms bar that all I needed to sober up was to get my asshole licked, and I blame you 110%.
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
Randomize
