: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Holy cold harsh reality of sobriety batman
omg. why did you never tell me how amazing shitting and smoking is?
i thought this knowledge was automatically promulgated at the age of eighteen?
bought some hannah montana deodorant. hope it doesnt make me smell untalented
she's doing key bumps of parmesean cheese
I puked in the urinal of a bar tonight. Not embarrassed cause I got away with it, legitimately upset you weren't there to make fun of me.
Things are burning & the world smells of peanut butter. It's beautiful.
The bachelorette party was all fun and games until the strippers came. AKA you guys.
I apologize for chief "dances with dolphins" sucking on your friends foot
You paid at the door and they gave you a straw for the kiddie pool full of booze.
After a bit there were two girls who got naked and liquor wrestled. I don't think it was planned.
You know what the worst feeling in the world is? Sitting in your 6pm AA meeting still hungover from the night before
There is a high possibility I will pass out with my hand in a bag of Doritos
You need to somehow incorporate the phrase "these hoes ain't loyal" into your best man speech.
The only monogamous relationship I can keep is with my eyebrow lady...
I COULD CUT A FUCKING DIAMOND WITH MY RIGHT NIPPLE RIGHT NOW HOLY FUCK
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
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