I think I am morally bankrupt
I had a bacon mcgriddle for the first time today. It was like eating a baby angel.
A cab driver remembered me by name, address, and ex fuck buddys nick name from a year ago. I mustve been one memorable shit show.
it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with
we need to start a braincell conservation fund for you, sort of like save the whales or something.
I think I need to stop sleeping with him. Sex with him is just a reminder of the mediocrity of the rest of my life.
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
So who was trying to make it rain last night in the bathroom? There are pieces of dollar bill everywhere
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
That feeling when you're ready to convert to the religion of whatever god will stop the vomit. Dynamite is illegal.
Vodka and cigarettes aside, my body is a temple.
The power of my boobs compel you
Let's ride this possibly pregnant train together
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
it's like the easy bake oven version of plastic surgery
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